Here’s a funny fact-packed paragraph about world countries: In China, with 1.4 billion people, you could trip over a noodle and hit someone who makes it better, while walking the Great Wall could take you 18 months (don’t forget your snacks). India is home to traffic jams that double as honking symphonies, cows that roam like they own the streets, and tea so abundant you could probably stack the bags to the moon. In Russia, winters are so cold vodka’s basically an antifreeze, and some folks walk their pet bears like it’s no big deal, while the Trans-Siberian Railway might as well be the world’s longest “just commuting” route. Meanwhile, Brazil has the Amazon, which is less a rainforest and more of a giant mosh pit of wildlife, and during Carnival, it’s like the entire country decided to turn into a massive, glittery, samba-dancing parade.